I know these sneakers are kinda silly. They say things like “I love pizza pasta and music,” and “So fab!” on them, and yet, it’s the exact right kind of Italian maximalism that I totally get behind. Sono magnicifico, you could say (or maybe you couldn’t, I took Italian over ten years ago). Not only are they covered in glittery musical notes, and Sharpie-style scribbles—they also have studs. And pearls!