"It's more interesting to have just a picture of a small detail - then you can dream all the rest around it. Because when you see the whole thing, what is there to imagine?"

  1. “Motherhood is like eating a bunch of acid then walking barefoot through a wide-open field.”

    “Motherhood is like eating a bunch of acid then walking barefoot through a wide-open field.”

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  1. “[Being a Mom is] really awesome and beautiful, sexy, and fun.”

    “[Being a Mom is] really awesome and beautiful, sexy, and fun.”

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  1. “You can’t prepare yourself. I know it sounds overwhelming, but I feel like there’s a reason we’re pregnant for nine months.”

    “You can’t prepare yourself. I know it sounds overwhelming, but I feel like there’s a reason we’re pregnant for nine months.”

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  1. “I opened my business three months before I had my first kid.”

    “I opened my business three months before I had my first kid.”

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  1. This one gets real on what it’s like becoming a Mom.

    This one gets real on what it’s like becoming a Mom. 

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  1. Fuck weddings. Wear lingerie instead.

    Fuck weddings. Wear lingerie instead.

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  1. So this one time, in Slutever’s closet…

    So this one time, in Slutever’s closet…

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  1. Two words: F*ck. Weddings.

    Two words: F*ck. Weddings.

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  1. She’s a Stone Fox.

    She’s a Stone Fox. 

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